why the fuck does english have a word for
but not for “the day after tomorrow”
???
Because you’re not looking hard enough! ;)
Overmorrow = the day after tomorrow
Ereyesterday = the day before yesterday
Example: I defenestrated my brother ereyesterday. I shall defenestrate my sister overmorrow! Because I hate my family and also windows.
english has some of the best examples of stupidly specific words, tbh
Rhotacism (n): excessive use of the letter “R”
Lingible (adj): meant to be licked
Whipjack (n): a beggar, specifically one who is pretending to have been shipwrecked
Yerd (v): to beat with an object with a stick
Roddikin (n): the fourth stomach of a cow or a deer
Balbriggan (n): a type of fine cotton, most often used in underwear
and my personal favorite
Cornobble (v): to slap or beat another person with a fish
This makes the English nerd in me extremely happy.
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One of the most badass lines in cinematic history that feels like it should belong in a John Wick movie is from The Princess Diaries 2
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Elon Musk lands on Mars and steps out of his spaceship
“It’s a small step for a man, but a giant leap for mankind,” says ground control officer and cuts off all communications.
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Farm equipment association going hard w the truisms
This is the most southern gothic thing I have fucking seen
Dirt is everything
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“My boy Spatula bunking down for a snowy night”
oh to be Spatula bunking down for a snowy night
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Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild commission I did in December! It was a ton of fun, and I have some other sketches I didn’t use for this that you might see someday because the landscapes in this game are GORGEOUS!
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